VERSE 1
I am feeling horrible as hell
Coz I completely forgot to tell
That I had a salad for lunch
Didn’t take a pic and began to munch
Such accidents are too few
I share everything that I do
Wherever I happen to go
I check-in to let the world know
I know I am late
For my daily status update
CHORUS
I get my smartphone out
I pose with a smile or pout
I look damn cool and chic
And press for a selfie click
Upload with a sexy by-line
Don’t I seem happy and fine?
Three hundred ‘Likes’ in an hour
Oh my God I am a Facebook rockstar
VERSE 2
My Friend List continues to swell
Most of them I don’t know well
But who gives a shit
As long as my posts are a hit
My offline life is sad and bland
But online I live it grand
I enjoy broadcasting me
And filling people with envy
I know I am late
For my daily status update
CHORUS
I get my smartphone out
I pose with a smile or pout
I look damn cool and chic
And press for a selfie click
Upload with a sexy by-line
Don’t I seem happy and fine?
Three hundred ‘Likes’ in an hour
Oh my God I am a Facebook rockstar
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